Sunny with a dash of freckles.

thugkitchen:

fuck putting a tealight in a pumpkin. I’m Batman, bitch.
want a bomb ass jack-o-lantern like my shit?
get yourself a mother fucking pumpkin.
carve that bitch up any way you god damn well please. (set pumpkin seeds aside to roast them later. tasty as hell and makes your house smell like a fucking yankee candle factory) just make sure you carve the lid large enough to fit a roll of toilet paper.
when you’re done carving your shit, soak an entire roll of toilet paper in kerosene (or lighter fluid). I recommend pouring about a half a quart of kerosene in a bucket and placing the TP inside, it will absorb within ten minutes or so. I also recommend doing this step outdoors in the shade where there is ventilation.
when the sun goes down, torch that bitch. the TP will burn slow and flames can get up to 4 feet high. leave the lid off the pumpkin, otherwise it will diminish the flames.
obviously there are a handful of dumb sons of bitches that see something awesome and hurt themselves in the process of recreating. so I’m not even going to tell your stupid ass to keep a bucket of water or working garden hose nearby. if you’re dumb enough to do this without taking proper safety precautions then I hope you catch fire too. remember, a safe thug is a happy thug.
did you try this? show me your carvings. reblog this and attach a picture of your pumpkin.

fuck putting a tealight in a pumpkin. I’m Batman, bitch.

want a bomb ass jack-o-lantern like my shit?

get yourself a mother fucking pumpkin.

carve that bitch up any way you god damn well please. (set pumpkin seeds aside to roast them later. tasty as hell and makes your house smell like a fucking yankee candle factory) just make sure you carve the lid large enough to fit a roll of toilet paper.

when you’re done carving your shit, soak an entire roll of toilet paper in kerosene (or lighter fluid). I recommend pouring about a half a quart of kerosene in a bucket and placing the TP inside, it will absorb within ten minutes or so. I also recommend doing this step outdoors in the shade where there is ventilation.

when the sun goes down, torch that bitch. the TP will burn slow and flames can get up to 4 feet high. leave the lid off the pumpkin, otherwise it will diminish the flames.

obviously there are a handful of dumb sons of bitches that see something awesome and hurt themselves in the process of recreating. so I’m not even going to tell your stupid ass to keep a bucket of water or working garden hose nearby. if you’re dumb enough to do this without taking proper safety precautions then I hope you catch fire too. remember, a safe thug is a happy thug.

did you try this? show me your carvings. reblog this and attach a picture of your pumpkin.

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